Friday, June 18, 2004
Nearly 1,000 Thongs, Panties Stolen From Victoria's Secret
BRIDGEWATER, N.J. -- Police in Bridgewater are not having much luck finding the person who stole nearly 1,000 thongs and panties from Victoria's Secret.
It's been a week since $22,000 worth of underwear disappeared from four bins below a table at the Bridgewater Commons store.
The store has no cameras or security personnel.
The panties were all the "Body By Victoria" style and included low rise, hipster, bikini and thong. They are subdued in color.
Police say the quantity indicates it wasn't a typical shoplifting incident.
Look for the scary guy wearing the thong, there you will find you answers!!!
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BRIDGEWATER, N.J. -- Police in Bridgewater are not having much luck finding the person who stole nearly 1,000 thongs and panties from Victoria's Secret.
It's been a week since $22,000 worth of underwear disappeared from four bins below a table at the Bridgewater Commons store.
The store has no cameras or security personnel.
The panties were all the "Body By Victoria" style and included low rise, hipster, bikini and thong. They are subdued in color.
Police say the quantity indicates it wasn't a typical shoplifting incident.
Look for the scary guy wearing the thong, there you will find you answers!!!
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Thursday, June 17, 2004
I just settled all my Lawsuits for slander,
So here I go again.
Pizza Crust Bridges and other Musings
Ok so last night at dinner we were having a homemade pizza, (Something that we have done for quite a long while)Well the routine is this, I stretch out the dough and bake the crust, the old lady (the artist formerly known as fiance)shreds the cheese, cuts the vegetables.
Anyway, I was unavailable at the time, On my television the Falcons were playing the Tampa Bay Bucs, minus their starting QB. The Falcons were on there way to a 100 point game, Clearly I could not be separated from this monumental occasion.
Well without mozzarella Cheese (used them for stuffed shells) without experienced dough boy. This operation was doomed from the start.
Do not ever walk across any bridge that my wife builds with Pizza Crust, She is a poor crusty engineer. Now before you continue reading I want it known that she is an excellent cook, I thoroughly enjoy her cooking 38/40ths of the time (maybe I am exaggerating here, more realistically 9.5/10) The stress loads of the heavy cheese and the 15 pounds of topping created a Leaning tower of Pizza (I have always tried to use that joke in a legitimate story, one more thing off my life long to do list)
So I take the pizza to work today, try to eat it cold, pick up the pizza, toppings fall off, I look down and I can see through the crust to my plate, so thin and soggy it was translucent, I still think it is wiggling around in my belly.
Well some of you might say
1. You should have made the Crust instead of playing video games.
2. You should have put the pizza in your toaster oven at work.
Well to those questions I reply with this, I did not feel like it, feel sorry for me anyway.
Its just that I have such rare occasions to make fun of the wife, I need to take advantage of every opportunity. Next story by pay per view only, See through ravioli
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So here I go again.
Pizza Crust Bridges and other Musings
Ok so last night at dinner we were having a homemade pizza, (Something that we have done for quite a long while)Well the routine is this, I stretch out the dough and bake the crust, the old lady (the artist formerly known as fiance)shreds the cheese, cuts the vegetables.
Anyway, I was unavailable at the time, On my television the Falcons were playing the Tampa Bay Bucs, minus their starting QB. The Falcons were on there way to a 100 point game, Clearly I could not be separated from this monumental occasion.
Well without mozzarella Cheese (used them for stuffed shells) without experienced dough boy. This operation was doomed from the start.
Do not ever walk across any bridge that my wife builds with Pizza Crust, She is a poor crusty engineer. Now before you continue reading I want it known that she is an excellent cook, I thoroughly enjoy her cooking 38/40ths of the time (maybe I am exaggerating here, more realistically 9.5/10) The stress loads of the heavy cheese and the 15 pounds of topping created a Leaning tower of Pizza (I have always tried to use that joke in a legitimate story, one more thing off my life long to do list)
So I take the pizza to work today, try to eat it cold, pick up the pizza, toppings fall off, I look down and I can see through the crust to my plate, so thin and soggy it was translucent, I still think it is wiggling around in my belly.
Well some of you might say
1. You should have made the Crust instead of playing video games.
2. You should have put the pizza in your toaster oven at work.
Well to those questions I reply with this, I did not feel like it, feel sorry for me anyway.
Its just that I have such rare occasions to make fun of the wife, I need to take advantage of every opportunity. Next story by pay per view only, See through ravioli
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Without a doubt, The "liberal biased" media must be to blame here
Conservative Ad Angers Reagans
Ronald Reagan's family is criticizing the use of the late president's image in a conservative political ad that aligns Reagan with President Bush and attacks Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry.
The ad by the conservative interest group Club for Growth, which is to begin airing Wednesday, compares Reagan's battle against communism with Mr. Bush's war on terror, showing footage of Reagan at the Berlin Wall and Mr. Bush at Ground Zero. It also claims that Kerry was "wrong then, wrong now" on national security.
Kerry campaign spokesman Chad Clanton also criticized the ad. "It's pretty sad that less than a week after America said farewell to President Reagan, George W. Bush's supporters are politicizing it," Clanton said.
Club for Growth president Steve Moore defended the ad's timing, saying it was intentional because the public had been reminded for days about "Reagan's philosophy of peace through strength."
"We wanted to draw on how similar Bush and Reagan have been in terms of fighting evil," Moore said.
I am really glad that I do not live in a swing state, these ads would drive me crazy, I am also glad that I do not live in Texas either (sorry dixie chicks, that's too bad)
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Conservative Ad Angers Reagans
Ronald Reagan's family is criticizing the use of the late president's image in a conservative political ad that aligns Reagan with President Bush and attacks Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry.
The ad by the conservative interest group Club for Growth, which is to begin airing Wednesday, compares Reagan's battle against communism with Mr. Bush's war on terror, showing footage of Reagan at the Berlin Wall and Mr. Bush at Ground Zero. It also claims that Kerry was "wrong then, wrong now" on national security.
Kerry campaign spokesman Chad Clanton also criticized the ad. "It's pretty sad that less than a week after America said farewell to President Reagan, George W. Bush's supporters are politicizing it," Clanton said.
Club for Growth president Steve Moore defended the ad's timing, saying it was intentional because the public had been reminded for days about "Reagan's philosophy of peace through strength."
"We wanted to draw on how similar Bush and Reagan have been in terms of fighting evil," Moore said.
I am really glad that I do not live in a swing state, these ads would drive me crazy, I am also glad that I do not live in Texas either (sorry dixie chicks, that's too bad)
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Friday, June 11, 2004
Do not get me wrong here
Warning the following blog will discuss some controversial issues
"Twins conceived from frozen sperm" 10 months after "their father died of cancer are eligible to collect federal Social Security benefits, a federal appeals court ruled."
"Developing reproductive technology has outpaced federal and state laws, which currently do not address directly the legal issues created by posthumous conception," Judge Betty B. Fletcher wrote in the three-member panel's unanimous decision. The ruling could affect cases in nine states under the court's jurisdiction."
OK I want it noted that I do not really disagree with this decision but in a society where...
1. Gay marriage is illegal in most states.
2. Stem cell research is restricted
3. Cloning is the #1 sign the apocalypse is upon us
What's up with that? How is this ok?
I say this not fully naive to the social security program, as a child who received (to my mother) social security checks after my dad died of cancer.
Let us discuss...
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Wednesday, June 09, 2004
From the desk of my White 1997 Bonneville
Yes since my last post, things have changed in the My 2 cents world.
New car, new attitide (in theory)
Why is it that I am so bothered by being behind in work and life tasks? Let us PL, TK, DS have this conversation, so long as it is accompanied with some Corona's while sitting on lawn furniture eating Sahlen hotdogs and ice cream.
"Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt." - Johnny Cash
I played Sunday Morning Coming Down the other morning in my car and this song has been bouncing around in my mind every since.
What is it about playing songs on new stereos, new media players that makes you feel like you are listening to them for the very first time.
New Goal for the second 1/2 of 2004, Learn how and when to use the equalizer on my radio.
Hopefully there is the book, "Equalizers for dummies"
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Yes since my last post, things have changed in the My 2 cents world.
New car, new attitide (in theory)
Why is it that I am so bothered by being behind in work and life tasks? Let us PL, TK, DS have this conversation, so long as it is accompanied with some Corona's while sitting on lawn furniture eating Sahlen hotdogs and ice cream.
"Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt." - Johnny Cash
I played Sunday Morning Coming Down the other morning in my car and this song has been bouncing around in my mind every since.
What is it about playing songs on new stereos, new media players that makes you feel like you are listening to them for the very first time.
New Goal for the second 1/2 of 2004, Learn how and when to use the equalizer on my radio.
Hopefully there is the book, "Equalizers for dummies"
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Hey there! It has been a while, my sabbatical is over.
I'm Back Baby!!
When did these templates change?
OK This is the best thing to come out of Russia since Vodka.
The end of hangovers?
With the New Pill RU-21, this is no joke. However the name is pretty funny!
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I'm Back Baby!!
When did these templates change?
OK This is the best thing to come out of Russia since Vodka.
The end of hangovers?
With the New Pill RU-21, this is no joke. However the name is pretty funny!
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