Wednesday, March 31, 2004
When will we hear Meet George Jetson?
Ok I am all into NPR, great news, good music, especially on weekends.
But.. I kid you not when I write this, I just heard a jazz rendition of. The Flintstones theme song. Come on international jazz performers. Play something of your own creation. I emplore you! What is next? A jazz performance of "2 legit 2 quit".
How does this help NPR secure its financial future?
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Ok I am all into NPR, great news, good music, especially on weekends.
But.. I kid you not when I write this, I just heard a jazz rendition of. The Flintstones theme song. Come on international jazz performers. Play something of your own creation. I emplore you! What is next? A jazz performance of "2 legit 2 quit".
How does this help NPR secure its financial future?
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I cannot wait until the family photo, how cute.
Let us all send a warm welcome to our newest member. No longer is he known as D.C. John from now until the end of time, I introduce to you... Michael Bolton, Mike tell us a little bit about yourself
I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"!
Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.
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Let us all send a warm welcome to our newest member. No longer is he known as D.C. John from now until the end of time, I introduce to you... Michael Bolton, Mike tell us a little bit about yourself
I admit it, I'm a Michael Bolton fan! I celebrate the guy's entire collection! For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"!
Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
Chicken Grease on my $7.99 Kung Fu Fighting Shirt
Sounds like the beginning of a terrible first date night.
"You earn 4/5 tampons on the mortification scale"
Believe it or not, chicken grease is the icing on the cake of a great local event last night as a woman on stage dancing threw a chicken leg fast ball and blasted me squarely in the sternum. (I was waiting for the hanging slider). As I watched Southern Culture on the Skids I thought of the multiple ways in which people are able to express their adoration of the playing band.
If you fall into any of these categories do not be insulted this is just observational.
1. The person who holds the Hawaiian I Love You Hand position while declaring outloud to himslef "I love you guys" or "You guys rock"
2. The person who is wearing the concert t-shirt from 1994 of the same band. This person is likely to be wearing this shirt and treating it like a badge of honor.
3. The person who refuses to call the band by the bands name while referring to the members by a first name basis... to ANYONE within a 5 foot radius of them, friend or stranger, like they are best friends or something. "Jerry is wearing different birkenstocks today"
4. The person who boldly and out loud sings every word of every song played at the show. (if you only sing the chorus of a select part of select songs such as in "Piano Man" you are still annoying but not as bad, be careful here because there is a fine line that carries over into obsession.)
5. The person who boldly and out loud air guitars to every portion of every song played at the show (if you only air guitar major aspect of the song such as "Smoke on the Water" you are exempt from this classification)
6. The person who boldly and out loud plays the air drums and beat boxes to every drum portion of every song played at the show (if you only beat box the drum solo such as the beginning of "Hot for Teacher" you are exempt from this classification)
7. People who almost to the point of anger pump their fist in the air to what they believe the beat is while knodding their head in affirmation of how great their band is playing.
8. Peolpe who know at any point of the night the 4 places this band has played before the event and the 3-4 afterwards and they tell everyone of this brilliant information.
9. People who know the set list of an act before the show because they looked it up online.
10. People who have an absolute look of panic on their face when they stage lights are left on and the band walks off and could not be happier or more "suprised" when they walk back on stage 30 seconds later. For the love of god have you ever seen a band not do an encore, calm down.
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Sounds like the beginning of a terrible first date night.
"You earn 4/5 tampons on the mortification scale"
Believe it or not, chicken grease is the icing on the cake of a great local event last night as a woman on stage dancing threw a chicken leg fast ball and blasted me squarely in the sternum. (I was waiting for the hanging slider). As I watched Southern Culture on the Skids I thought of the multiple ways in which people are able to express their adoration of the playing band.
If you fall into any of these categories do not be insulted this is just observational.
1. The person who holds the Hawaiian I Love You Hand position while declaring outloud to himslef "I love you guys" or "You guys rock"
2. The person who is wearing the concert t-shirt from 1994 of the same band. This person is likely to be wearing this shirt and treating it like a badge of honor.
3. The person who refuses to call the band by the bands name while referring to the members by a first name basis... to ANYONE within a 5 foot radius of them, friend or stranger, like they are best friends or something. "Jerry is wearing different birkenstocks today"
4. The person who boldly and out loud sings every word of every song played at the show. (if you only sing the chorus of a select part of select songs such as in "Piano Man" you are still annoying but not as bad, be careful here because there is a fine line that carries over into obsession.)
5. The person who boldly and out loud air guitars to every portion of every song played at the show (if you only air guitar major aspect of the song such as "Smoke on the Water" you are exempt from this classification)
6. The person who boldly and out loud plays the air drums and beat boxes to every drum portion of every song played at the show (if you only beat box the drum solo such as the beginning of "Hot for Teacher" you are exempt from this classification)
7. People who almost to the point of anger pump their fist in the air to what they believe the beat is while knodding their head in affirmation of how great their band is playing.
8. Peolpe who know at any point of the night the 4 places this band has played before the event and the 3-4 afterwards and they tell everyone of this brilliant information.
9. People who know the set list of an act before the show because they looked it up online.
10. People who have an absolute look of panic on their face when they stage lights are left on and the band walks off and could not be happier or more "suprised" when they walk back on stage 30 seconds later. For the love of god have you ever seen a band not do an encore, calm down.
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Friday, March 26, 2004
The Newest member to the Family
Lucy Republican
"Hi I'm Lucy Republican"
This is too much fun, You should check my sister's blog out, otherwise she will vote for GW.
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Lucy Republican
"Hi I'm Lucy Republican"
This is too much fun, You should check my sister's blog out, otherwise she will vote for GW.
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Lets Welcome General Animal to Clink.. Clink... My Two Cents
"Hi, I'm General Animal"
Hey general animal remind me to deck you the next time I see you.
When I call you call, when you call I call, Repeat as necessary.
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"Hi, I'm General Animal"
Hey general animal remind me to deck you the next time I see you.
When I call you call, when you call I call, Repeat as necessary.
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What's inside my Toolbox
Erin's response to my writing from the future post has inspired me. From now until the end of time Erin will be known on this blog as my muse. Brenda will be known as Capt. Lou in honor of the rubber band wearing genious seen in the WWF and Girls Just Want to Have Fun Video If you want a codename on my blog you better start replying to my damn posts!!
Welcome Muse
and
Capt. Lou
to my Blog family!!
So as the artist formerly known as my fiance' knows I really like tools.(Hey another Code Name! I like this)
the 50% off craftsman sale at Sears rocks. (Even though i have yet to really use my $100 socket set yet i know i will and it will be cool)
I am going to add some more "tools" to my tool box. (you can interchange little bitch for tool for the rest of this email)
1. Ryan Seacrest
2. George W. Bush - now do you really think that someone who "chokes on a pretzel" really comes up with the firghtening shit that he does?
3. Elizabeth - yes she is deceased but she was a big time tool for Randy Macho Man Savage
4. Doug Flutie - "Hi i am a terrible QB but i created a damn cereal so everybody love me"
5. Metallica - "Yeah we sell out .... every show" that is all that needs to be said. Thank you
6. Tom Cruise's female partners - Come on already stop helping him hide, encourage him to come out of the closet.
7. Robin Quivers - Ha Ha, everything Howard Stern says is funny.
8. Ted Theodore Logan - You know that you did everything Bill S. Preston wanted to do, Bill is carrying the band, You Suck!!
9. Fox "No Spin Zone" - Just admit that you are being sponsered by the Republican Party.
10. Milhouse- Without Bart you are nothing.
Thank You Come Again
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Erin's response to my writing from the future post has inspired me. From now until the end of time Erin will be known on this blog as my muse. Brenda will be known as Capt. Lou in honor of the rubber band wearing genious seen in the WWF and Girls Just Want to Have Fun Video If you want a codename on my blog you better start replying to my damn posts!!
Welcome Muse
and
Capt. Lou
to my Blog family!!
So as the artist formerly known as my fiance' knows I really like tools.(Hey another Code Name! I like this)
the 50% off craftsman sale at Sears rocks. (Even though i have yet to really use my $100 socket set yet i know i will and it will be cool)
I am going to add some more "tools" to my tool box. (you can interchange little bitch for tool for the rest of this email)
1. Ryan Seacrest
2. George W. Bush - now do you really think that someone who "chokes on a pretzel" really comes up with the firghtening shit that he does?
3. Elizabeth - yes she is deceased but she was a big time tool for Randy Macho Man Savage
4. Doug Flutie - "Hi i am a terrible QB but i created a damn cereal so everybody love me"
5. Metallica - "Yeah we sell out .... every show" that is all that needs to be said. Thank you
6. Tom Cruise's female partners - Come on already stop helping him hide, encourage him to come out of the closet.
7. Robin Quivers - Ha Ha, everything Howard Stern says is funny.
8. Ted Theodore Logan - You know that you did everything Bill S. Preston wanted to do, Bill is carrying the band, You Suck!!
9. Fox "No Spin Zone" - Just admit that you are being sponsered by the Republican Party.
10. Milhouse- Without Bart you are nothing.
Thank You Come Again
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004
The lastest dirt on Kimberely Locke.... I promise every post will not be about American Idol but that show really gets me fired up.
I seem to remember (being the avid WWF fan that i was in the Hulk Hogan era)
That there is only one 8th wonder of the world, and my friend this person is...
YES! Kimberely is doing a deceased former world wrestler. Access Hollywood please call me for the scoop.
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I seem to remember (being the avid WWF fan that i was in the Hulk Hogan era)
That there is only one 8th wonder of the world, and my friend this person is...
YES! Kimberely is doing a deceased former world wrestler. Access Hollywood please call me for the scoop.
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I AM WRITING FROM THE FUTURE!!!!
Yes you read correctly, I jumped into my time traveling machine and have the precise moment when american "i put 25 minutes of content into a weekly 2.5 hour special, keeping 24 off the air for 6 weeks" idol jumped the shark.
It happened March 23, 2004. I remember the day like it was yesterday. I was frantically flipping the channels for anything else to be on other that damn american idol (i actually was watching UPN and the God channel, what can i say i was desperate)
What do my wandering eyes appear, 11 rediculous sellout singers ... where the hell is my beer?
They were all sitting by a pool saying how bored they are and there is nothing to do. When Cujo (fashion guru for Access Hollywood) the "lifeguard" appears and says something to the effect of you will have more fun if you wear some old navy clothing and sing and dance around the pool. Holy SHIT a commercial within the damn show.
What TOOLS the cast is.
The only thing they needed was to actually have an inflatable shark in the pool and have all of those damn tool fools ride a pink bike with a banana seat and a basket try to jump over the pool. Wow.
Seacrest OUT
or as said on Howard Stern this morning
Douche Bag OUT
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Yes you read correctly, I jumped into my time traveling machine and have the precise moment when american "i put 25 minutes of content into a weekly 2.5 hour special, keeping 24 off the air for 6 weeks" idol jumped the shark.
It happened March 23, 2004. I remember the day like it was yesterday. I was frantically flipping the channels for anything else to be on other that damn american idol (i actually was watching UPN and the God channel, what can i say i was desperate)
What do my wandering eyes appear, 11 rediculous sellout singers ... where the hell is my beer?
They were all sitting by a pool saying how bored they are and there is nothing to do. When Cujo (fashion guru for Access Hollywood) the "lifeguard" appears and says something to the effect of you will have more fun if you wear some old navy clothing and sing and dance around the pool. Holy SHIT a commercial within the damn show.
What TOOLS the cast is.
The only thing they needed was to actually have an inflatable shark in the pool and have all of those damn tool fools ride a pink bike with a banana seat and a basket try to jump over the pool. Wow.
Seacrest OUT
or as said on Howard Stern this morning
Douche Bag OUT
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Walden Galleria, Cable, Most internet downloads, Compact Discs and the Cotton Gin (well not really the cotton gin)
All are obsolete. Yes you heard it here first (or second).
I really really hate bundled "stuff" and i think other people do too.
All i want to do is check the clearance rack at Old Navy for 9.99 Jeans but i am forced to walk past multitudes of rediculous stores, i.e. "do you have any cracks in your windshield?"
"do you have any crack cocaine?" geriatric gap, baby boomer gap, Gen X gap, COllege gap and pre teen gap, a baseball card shop, a catholic outlet store, furniture store and 99 versions of taco bell to get there. Drives me crazy. I think that is why Merrit winery thrives in the mall because you need to be wasted to survive.
Cable, same story, now i confess I am one of about 4 people in a 3 mile radius of my home that CHOOSES not to subscribe and pay out the ass for a hundred channels of BS when all i want is
1. ESPN, ESPN2
2. CNN
3. TLC
4. The discovery channel
5. VH1
6. MTV (of the 1980's)
7. Local Networks that i get on the rabbit ears at my home already
8-12 others
Let me choose what channels i want, Lets see how well the The Interactive Horseracing Network (i.e. Off Track Betting from home) or the Hallmark Channel does on its own. LET THE PEOPLE CHOOSE. Survival of the fittest. Perhaps if each channel costs 3 dollars a month and we could choose, it would inspire some of these rediculous networks to put on some programming that does not in the spirit of beavis and butthead "suck". I challenge the Interactive Horseracing Network to get off of ESPN's nipple.
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All are obsolete. Yes you heard it here first (or second).
I really really hate bundled "stuff" and i think other people do too.
All i want to do is check the clearance rack at Old Navy for 9.99 Jeans but i am forced to walk past multitudes of rediculous stores, i.e. "do you have any cracks in your windshield?"
"do you have any crack cocaine?" geriatric gap, baby boomer gap, Gen X gap, COllege gap and pre teen gap, a baseball card shop, a catholic outlet store, furniture store and 99 versions of taco bell to get there. Drives me crazy. I think that is why Merrit winery thrives in the mall because you need to be wasted to survive.
Cable, same story, now i confess I am one of about 4 people in a 3 mile radius of my home that CHOOSES not to subscribe and pay out the ass for a hundred channels of BS when all i want is
1. ESPN, ESPN2
2. CNN
3. TLC
4. The discovery channel
5. VH1
6. MTV (of the 1980's)
7. Local Networks that i get on the rabbit ears at my home already
8-12 others
Let me choose what channels i want, Lets see how well the The Interactive Horseracing Network (i.e. Off Track Betting from home) or the Hallmark Channel does on its own. LET THE PEOPLE CHOOSE. Survival of the fittest. Perhaps if each channel costs 3 dollars a month and we could choose, it would inspire some of these rediculous networks to put on some programming that does not in the spirit of beavis and butthead "suck". I challenge the Interactive Horseracing Network to get off of ESPN's nipple.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2004
How is Clink.. Clink... My Two Cents just like Google?
After intense negotiations with Rex Hartmen we have decided that we need to do our part to support the economy.
In the spirit of Google; Clink.. Clink... My Two Cents as of today is going public.
This advertisement brought to you by those at American Idol, Watch tonight to see who drinks more Coca Cola, Simon, Paula or Dawg.
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After intense negotiations with Rex Hartmen we have decided that we need to do our part to support the economy.
In the spirit of Google; Clink.. Clink... My Two Cents as of today is going public.
This advertisement brought to you by those at American Idol, Watch tonight to see who drinks more Coca Cola, Simon, Paula or Dawg.
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News Update.. beep beep bebeeep bebeep
Live from the news wire is our google expert Rex Hartmen
http://www.woodsoviatt.com/view_news.asp?ID=1
Rex says that all of your questions will be answered here
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Live from the news wire is our google expert Rex Hartmen
http://www.woodsoviatt.com/view_news.asp?ID=1
Rex says that all of your questions will be answered here
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I Love My Lawyers
This is of course no disrespect to the many friends and family who are or about to become one but.....
Driving to work this morning ahead of me was a mid 90's full size blue buick with a bumber sticker that said "I Love My Lawyers." That is all, My first thought was What a rediculous statement, It must be some sort of joke, So I illegally sped up to see if there was a younger sarcastic looking person driving but nope, 65-70 YOWM. I guess i am the only young looking sarcastic person driving a huge blue buick. I equate this bumper sticker to one saying "I just passed my prostate examination" A necessary but rarely advertised statement.
Then I started to think about how much it would suck if you rear ended this person and the first thing you saw was a bumper sticker saying "I love my lawyers" You are shit out of luck buddy cause you're getting sued. So i quickly backed off that guy and stayed about 1 mile away from him.
Then I started to think that maybe this was this guys intention all along, a modern educated mans version of "tailgate me and i'll flick a booger on your windshield" Yeah that must be it. Perhaps he gets a discount on his automobile insurance as well, hey where do i get one of those?
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This is of course no disrespect to the many friends and family who are or about to become one but.....
Driving to work this morning ahead of me was a mid 90's full size blue buick with a bumber sticker that said "I Love My Lawyers." That is all, My first thought was What a rediculous statement, It must be some sort of joke, So I illegally sped up to see if there was a younger sarcastic looking person driving but nope, 65-70 YOWM. I guess i am the only young looking sarcastic person driving a huge blue buick. I equate this bumper sticker to one saying "I just passed my prostate examination" A necessary but rarely advertised statement.
Then I started to think about how much it would suck if you rear ended this person and the first thing you saw was a bumper sticker saying "I love my lawyers" You are shit out of luck buddy cause you're getting sued. So i quickly backed off that guy and stayed about 1 mile away from him.
Then I started to think that maybe this was this guys intention all along, a modern educated mans version of "tailgate me and i'll flick a booger on your windshield" Yeah that must be it. Perhaps he gets a discount on his automobile insurance as well, hey where do i get one of those?
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Monday, March 22, 2004
I finally received an Email Virus!!
After many many weeks of everyone bragging that they had 70 viruses mailed to them. Well not really bragging but discussing it repeatedly and me feeling like an deaf person at a poetry reading. Or a toothless person at an apple festival. Or a armless person at a parallel bar competition.
I finally got not only one but i got two.
Yes, Mr. Details.pif has been sent twice to me in the past eight hours.
COme back later for my first photographs of the internet family, Me and my twin details.pif's how cute.
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After many many weeks of everyone bragging that they had 70 viruses mailed to them. Well not really bragging but discussing it repeatedly and me feeling like an deaf person at a poetry reading. Or a toothless person at an apple festival. Or a armless person at a parallel bar competition.
I finally got not only one but i got two.
Yes, Mr. Details.pif has been sent twice to me in the past eight hours.
COme back later for my first photographs of the internet family, Me and my twin details.pif's how cute.
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Friday, March 19, 2004
Email subjects that require immediate elimination, Learn from my mistake
1.Fw: agree or delete .... (this is why you must delete beacuse when you open it this is the text)
I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't.
... Who asked you? Mr. Hotmail spammer or Mrs. Yahoo
I've sent it to you so you know my opinion.
... Interesting, I never wanted to know your opinion before, especially via email spam that you never wrote.
What do you think about this?
It is said by who? that 86% of Americans believe in God. Whose god?
... Well i'll be damned (figuratively and actually)
Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having "In God We Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Perhaps watch the news or read the constitution or something, because the arguments (whether you agree with them or not) are out there.
Why don't we just tell the 14% to Sit Down and SHUT UP!!!
If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.
What the f is this waste of time email? Shit the unemployment rate is between 4-5% lets go the the unemployment office and tell them to sit down and shut up and stop asking for money, hell lets tell them to stop looking for jobs, we outnumber them 95 to 5.
At one point it was acceptable for an african american to count only as 60% of a human being. A majority agreed about that too.
My point is that we are all a minority in one way or another. The nice thing about the good ol USA (pre GW that is) is that we recognize that the majority is not always right. Let me five you 3 examples or this
1. Jury's need to be a unaminous decision
2. You need 67% vote to override a presidential veto
3. 75% of the states need to agree to amend the constitution
Its great that you believe strongly in your views. But when your beliefs infringe (or attempt to contain and eliminate) another persons then you sound quite a bit like Nazi Germany.
Please for the love of jehova,buddha,mohommad,jesus,moses,"god" insert your savior here. think about what you are sending, especially to me now that i have this blog!!
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1.Fw: agree or delete .... (this is why you must delete beacuse when you open it this is the text)
I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't.
... Who asked you? Mr. Hotmail spammer or Mrs. Yahoo
I've sent it to you so you know my opinion.
... Interesting, I never wanted to know your opinion before, especially via email spam that you never wrote.
What do you think about this?
It is said by who? that 86% of Americans believe in God. Whose god?
... Well i'll be damned (figuratively and actually)
Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having "In God We Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Perhaps watch the news or read the constitution or something, because the arguments (whether you agree with them or not) are out there.
Why don't we just tell the 14% to Sit Down and SHUT UP!!!
If you agree, pass this on, if not delete.
What the f is this waste of time email? Shit the unemployment rate is between 4-5% lets go the the unemployment office and tell them to sit down and shut up and stop asking for money, hell lets tell them to stop looking for jobs, we outnumber them 95 to 5.
At one point it was acceptable for an african american to count only as 60% of a human being. A majority agreed about that too.
My point is that we are all a minority in one way or another. The nice thing about the good ol USA (pre GW that is) is that we recognize that the majority is not always right. Let me five you 3 examples or this
1. Jury's need to be a unaminous decision
2. You need 67% vote to override a presidential veto
3. 75% of the states need to agree to amend the constitution
Its great that you believe strongly in your views. But when your beliefs infringe (or attempt to contain and eliminate) another persons then you sound quite a bit like Nazi Germany.
Please for the love of jehova,buddha,mohommad,jesus,moses,"god" insert your savior here. think about what you are sending, especially to me now that i have this blog!!
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Thursday, March 18, 2004
Fantasy Football 2004 tidbit
A passion of mine is fantasy football. I really enjoy playing and will randomly post some insights on this blog as this will definately generate some traffic on this page.
Do not be excited about David Boston being on the Dolphins. AJ Feeley is the quarterback and they are coached terribly, he will have a terrible year. You heard it here first.
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A passion of mine is fantasy football. I really enjoy playing and will randomly post some insights on this blog as this will definately generate some traffic on this page.
Do not be excited about David Boston being on the Dolphins. AJ Feeley is the quarterback and they are coached terribly, he will have a terrible year. You heard it here first.
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Is my computer a delorian?
Ok here is my first observation. Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, 15 times a day, for three months? No really it is about time that we all begin to take some responsibility for the digital time stamp on all of our emails and blogging. I know for sure that I did not type the last message at 7:43 pm. I was shooting and missing turkeys at the local bar.
I highly doubt i receive emails from my wife on GMT+01:00 Amsterdam, Berlin, Bern, Rome, Stockholm, Vienna,
The time signature should either be reliable or something else needs to be done really severe!! Why can a latex horse anal-ly probe and open up my computer but i cannot trust what time someone emails me.
Let me give you a fictional account on how this can be annoying.
(RT = realt time, DUCT = damn unreliable computer time)
The Characters are
Mr. Tape - Vice President of ventilation company (by the way he really gets upset when you call him tApe, it is correctly pronounced ta-pay. We will call him tApe to be annoying, you will too.
Mrs. Duck Tape - Mr. Tape's wife, who was born from the president of Water Fowl Unlimited, has a brother called Mallard.
Mrs. Duck Tape calls her husband on the phone RT=3pm, "Honey can you please run to the store for me and get a Kilt for our son Scotch?"
Mr. Tape RT=3:01pm, "sure thing, i am logging onto my computer now to get directions"
Mrs.
Shit, this story is getting just too strange even for me. Enjoy yourself, this blog will get better. I promise.
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Ok here is my first observation. Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, 15 times a day, for three months? No really it is about time that we all begin to take some responsibility for the digital time stamp on all of our emails and blogging. I know for sure that I did not type the last message at 7:43 pm. I was shooting and missing turkeys at the local bar.
I highly doubt i receive emails from my wife on GMT+01:00 Amsterdam, Berlin, Bern, Rome, Stockholm, Vienna,
The time signature should either be reliable or something else needs to be done really severe!! Why can a latex horse anal-ly probe and open up my computer but i cannot trust what time someone emails me.
Let me give you a fictional account on how this can be annoying.
(RT = realt time, DUCT = damn unreliable computer time)
The Characters are
Mr. Tape - Vice President of ventilation company (by the way he really gets upset when you call him tApe, it is correctly pronounced ta-pay. We will call him tApe to be annoying, you will too.
Mrs. Duck Tape - Mr. Tape's wife, who was born from the president of Water Fowl Unlimited, has a brother called Mallard.
Mrs. Duck Tape calls her husband on the phone RT=3pm, "Honey can you please run to the store for me and get a Kilt for our son Scotch?"
Mr. Tape RT=3:01pm, "sure thing, i am logging onto my computer now to get directions"
Mrs.
Shit, this story is getting just too strange even for me. Enjoy yourself, this blog will get better. I promise.
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Ok this is the first post, wow blogging history in process.
This is the mission statement of this blog.
"To observe things in the media world that either entertain me, annoy me or amaze me, either good or bad and make random self fulfilling commentary on them"
For instance if you send me a forward saying something rediculous... bam you are on my blog
If a news article upsets me or inspires me... bam you are on my blog
If I remember an interesting encounter in my life that needs to be shared... bam you are on my blog
Well at least that is where i think this experiement is going, I reserve the right to change this focus whenever i might be inspired to do so.
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This is the mission statement of this blog.
"To observe things in the media world that either entertain me, annoy me or amaze me, either good or bad and make random self fulfilling commentary on them"
For instance if you send me a forward saying something rediculous... bam you are on my blog
If a news article upsets me or inspires me... bam you are on my blog
If I remember an interesting encounter in my life that needs to be shared... bam you are on my blog
Well at least that is where i think this experiement is going, I reserve the right to change this focus whenever i might be inspired to do so.
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